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Nine words women use...

1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are> Right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more. Minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm This means something. And you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing> Usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement Often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an Idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing With you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women Can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard Before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say :You're welcome.

8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning This is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but Is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's Wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.

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